I work. I parent. I wife. I volunteer.
I’m a good friend, a good daughter, a so-so sister, a tolerable wife, and a passing parent.
I hate my thighs, but my butt doesn’t bother me. I wonder what happened to my tummy, usually while I’m drinking a grande cappuccino.
I think texting is the greatest invention since, well, grande cappuccinos. I think Facebook is a total time suck, of which I participate with great vigor.
I do not seize every day. Sometimes I just seize the couch.